March 2012
Well, I’m out
vlrgo replied to your post: Seriously though why does Mucinex taste so fucking…
WHAT THE HELL
DRINK SOME IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME
Seriously though why does Mucinex taste so fucking good?
Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)
This...
yaklt replied to your post: yaklt replied to your post: yaklt replied to your…
nvr
/cutcutcut
yaklt replied to your post: yaklt replied to your post: noooooooo whatt you’re…
terrible awful
please 4give me
yaklt replied to your post: noooooooo
whatt you’re not supposed to kill spiders!!! they don’t bother you they kill the other bugs for you
i know but i h8 them sooooo much
yaklt asked: noooooooo
In-N-Out may have some tasty burgers but their fries are fucking shit
When someone talks about sex and you’re like “I didn’t know you were married” and they don’t know if you’re joking or if you’re a closeted hardcore christian
cumsh0t replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to…
Yes. I judged you so hard in that moment
Next time I visit we’re gonna eat there and not tip that puta. 4real.
ayemceee replied to your post: amalhayati replied to your post: amalhayati…
don’t listen to her she’s drunk
drunk? o tempora o mores.
amalhayati replied to your post: amalhayati replied to your post: I’ve had four…
WHATEVER ASSHOLE THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT
or maaaaaaaaaaaybe u did
ayemceee replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to…
she didnt deserve it tho
Hands down the shittiest waitress that I’ve ever had but I’ve also never not tipped and my morals were all mixed up
cumsh0t replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to…
Lmao jk
cumsh0t replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to…
ur dumb bro
IS IT BECAUSE I TIPPED THAT STUPID WAITRESS IS IT
cumsh0t replied to your post: cumsh0t replied to your post: I’m one of those…
Like if I say “i love ice cream” and you reply “omg my uncles cousins aunt from her dads side is lactose intolerant xD” Then I h8 u
lmao nah not like that. Just like something stupid that would turn it into a joke that’s usually only funny to me and the other people are like “ur dumb bro”
amalhayati replied to your post: I’ve had four girlfriends. The first one was just…
How cute
OH so me being cheated on is cute? alright I see how it is. ok ok. ok. nah. ok.
cumsh0t replied to your post: I’m one of those obnoxious jerks who has something…
:C super frown
well not like “ABORTION, YOU SAY? let me yell at you about it.” More like just stupid shit to reply with that’s usually no more than two lines.
I’m one of those obnoxious jerks who has something to say about everything
I kinda want to skip work tomorrow but I just can’t
vlrgo replied to your photo: like this rubi but make the cow go backwards
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL
bcuz ufos hover duh
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I’ve had four girlfriends. The first one was just because we each wanted to have a significant other. The second one cheated on me. The third one was a mutual mistake. The fourth one was my longest and happiest relationship but she moved away. And that’s all there is to it. No tears, no regrets, no hard feelings for any of them. Hopefully they’re all doing ok and stuff.
What if cough drops secretly made you more sick so that way cough drop companies could sell buttloads of cough drops
lazyfatbastard replied to your post: lazyfatbastard replied to your post:…
.___. H8 ny sometimes
it’s ok. i’ll send you some scotch and cheesecake to make u feel better.
Byaaaaay
lazyfatbastard replied to your post: lazyfatbastard replied to your post: DUDE Fuck. i…
Ugh u r so lucky :( why r all the good shows in cali?!?!
Well the tour hits over there but it’s in Wantagh and Buffalo and I don’t know why it wouldn’t be near the city which makes lotsa sense. But cali’s just da c00lest das y.
Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble - The House...
lazyfatbastard replied to your post: DUDE
Fuck.
i kno rite. want 2 go? lawn tickets are like 40 brah.
esolswooonn replied to your post: I had mixed reactions when I learned that my first…
worst dad ever
Ummmmmmm I’m pretty sure all of my followers can agree that I’d be the greatest dad in the history of dads
amalhayati:
Alexis is so beautiful.
I had mixed reactions when I learned that my first girlfriend had a baby. It’s like on one hand I’m happy for her and what not, but then I’m just like “What if that was me tied to her with the baby, man?”
scrillan replied to your video: ROFL no Alexis dis one
YO THESE ARE ALL SHITTY QUALITIES. STOP
Yeah I know but the memoriez attached 2 them brooooooo. u wouldn’t kno ok.
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ayemceee replied to your post: Me and Alexis are having a stayup-over and you…
Remember the Armenian guys in Taxicab Confessions?
lmao yeah. Remember the mullet driver with the bitch voice asking the guy about his dick?
vlrgo replied to your post: Me and Alexis are having a stayup-over and you…
-throws up-
geluzzzzz
Me and Alexis are having a stayup-over and you guys aren’t invited~
ayemceee replied to your post: I updated my billing stuff on Ticketmaster. Now I…
which means no sleeping until after 10AM tomorrow.
Want to stay up with me and eat cheese steaks?
I hate when someone’s like “Yeah bro I’ve seen every episode of this show” and then you talk to them about it and they’re like ummmmmmmm I don’t remember that
I updated my billing stuff on Ticketmaster. Now I just have to wait until 10am to buy my ticket.
The c00l thing is that the concert’s on a thursday so I can talk to my c00l friends about it at work on that friday :3
WITH COHEED AND CAMBRIA
I’m so there thank you music godz
DUDE
Iron Maiden is playing in Irvine three days before my birthday. DUUUUUUUUUUUDE.